How my project manager thinks the Agile Method works

Kotlin developers looking down on Java programmers like they're some ancient evolutionary ancestor. "Look at these primitive creatures still writing 20 lines of boilerplate for what I do in 2." The irony is most Kotlin devs were Java programmers last week before they discovered the cool new toy. They conveniently forget they're running on the same JVM that those "cavemen" built. It's like moving to a nicer neighborhood and pretending you grew up there.

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Content INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES ONE INJECTS BUGS ONE FIXES BUGS

Content Simon Brunning brunns Finally managed to quit vim. The solution.

Content M " 1 31 0 4:48 dis.4chan.orgreadprog129554 Return Entire Thread First 100 Posts Prev 100 Next 100 Last 50 Posts Report Thread Stule: Yotsuba. PseudOch. Terminal Pages: 1-40 41-80 81-120 121-160 161-200 201-240 241-280 281-320 321-360 361-400 401-440 441-480 481-520 521-560 561-600 601-640 641-680 681-720 721-760 761-800 801-840 841-880 881-920 921-960 961-1000 1001-1040 1041- Genius sorting algorithm: Sleep sort 1 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-20 12:22 Man, am I a genius. Check out this sorting algorithm I just invented. !binbash function f() sleep "1" echo "1" do while -n "1" f "1" shift done wait example usage: .sleepsort.bash 5 3 6 3 6 3 1 4 7 2 Name: Anonvmous 2011-01-20 12:27 1 Oh god, it works. But I don't like to wait 218382 seconds to sort '(0 218382) 3 Name: Anonvmous 2011-01-20 12:31 2 yes the worst case is very big 4 Name: Anonvmous 2011-01-20 12:45