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How Do People Even Make Stuff Lmao

How Do People Even Make Stuff Lmao
The AUDACITY of my brain to think I can build a full-stack AI-powered blockchain app with real-time everything when I can barely remember how to center a div! 💀 The gap between my grandiose vision and my actual knowledge is so vast you could fit the entire npm registry in it. Meanwhile, I'm over here Googling "how to exit vim" for the 47th time while my project plan looks like it was written by a tech CEO during a fever dream.

Building An Arc Reactor With Raspberry Pi

Building An Arc Reactor With Raspberry Pi
The code tries to allocate 280 TiB for an array, then fails spectacularly with a memory error. Meanwhile, the caption "I'm limited by the technology of my time" perfectly captures that moment when your ambitious project hits the brick wall of hardware reality. Sure, Tony Stark built an Arc Reactor in a cave with scraps, but even he couldn't allocate 280 freaking terabytes of RAM. That's not a Raspberry Pi project—that's a "sell your house for server farm" project.

Linux Kernel Plus AI

Linux Kernel Plus AI
Ah, sweet summer child with dreams of "enhancing" the Linux kernel with AI. Linus Torvalds is probably already typing a profanity-laden email explaining why your brilliant idea belongs in the same category as "adding blockchain to grep" or "making systemd even bigger." The Linux kernel maintainers have spent decades perfecting schedulers that can run everything from supercomputers to toasters. But sure, slap some AI on it! While you're at it, why not rewrite the whole thing in JavaScript? Those 9 replies are probably ranging from "please read the kernel documentation first" to "who let the intern on the mailing list again?"