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How a lot of devs seem to think nowadays

How a lot of devs seem to think nowadays | programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, hardware-memes, devs-memes, performance-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, hardware-memes, devs-memes, performance-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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STOP DOING Optimization Code was never meant to be optimized YEARS OF OPTIMIZING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for BETTER PERFORMANCE Wanted to get better performance anyways? We had a tool for that, it was called "Upgrading hardware" "Yes please give me a low memory footprint. Please give me 5 CPU utilization" – Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged Look at what Low-level programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the RAM CPU cores we built for them (This is REAL optimizations, done by REAL programeers): ????? ??????? number: (lone ) dys BySF37500F float 81; (threehalfs – ( x2 y y ) ); ????????????????? "I spent the entire week reducing the system latency by 2ms" They have played us for absolute fools