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That moment when you're pair programming and your teammate is absolutely crushing it—clean logic, elegant solutions, the works. But then you glance at their screen and realize they've got their code minimized, collapsed, or straight-up hidden behind another window. Like, dude, I KNOW you're cooking something beautiful over there, why are you protecting it like it's the nuclear launch codes? Either you're writing the next Linux kernel or you've got variable names like fart_counter and yeet(). The suspicion is real.

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