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Content 8 Issues: 8 8 JS 0.1 0.2 0.30000000000000004 0.1 0.2 0.3 false compiler 1 year ago (edited) if (num1 0.1 num2 0.2 return 0.3 There we go solved it 13 GI Reply 82 renies

Content Tweet angy doc2gec "'m in the fucking trenches" i mutter to myself as i sit in my herman miller aeron chair in comfort of my own apartment in new york city and write a 100-line unit test 20:31 01 Apr 22 from Brooklyn, NY Twitter for iPhone

Content Me, scolding my code at 1 AM when it keeps failing at runtime. Whoever threw that EXCEPTION your mom's a hoe

Ah, the classic beginner's dilemma. You're just trying to pick up coding, overwhelmed by the buffet of languages spread before you—Python, JavaScript, C#, Java—each one promising to be the one . Meanwhile, seasoned devs are in the corner cackling with their Rust bottles like some coding cult. The truth? After 15 years in this industry, I've watched languages come and go faster than startup CEOs after funding runs out. The beginners panic about which pill to swallow while the veterans know the real drug was memory safety and zero-cost abstractions all along. Rust is like that friend who does CrossFit—they won't shut up about it, but damn if they aren't in better shape than the rest of us garbage-collected peasants.

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Content -Finishes programming assignment -Makes all the comments look like shit so it doesn't look copy-pasted from ChatGPT Here's a little lesson in trickery