Guys Figure Out How Can We Store Dreams

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Guys Figure Out How Can We Store Dreams

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Oh, the TRAGEDY of volatile memory! Your dreams are basically that data you forgot to persist to disk before the power went out. They exist in RAM for like 2.5 seconds, feeling all important and vivid, and then *POOF* - garbage collected into the void the moment you open your eyes. Just like that variable you swore you'd save but the app crashed and took all your unsaved work with it to the shadow realm. The operating system of your brain is basically running on the world's worst database with zero redundancy and NO backup strategy whatsoever. Sweet dreams are made of volatile storage, apparently!

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