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You know your code documentation is top-tier when it looks like a conference room phone with all its buttons muted and crossed out. Volume controls? Muted. Microphone? Slashed. The entire device? Just vibes and silence. This is basically how most of us "comment" our code—by strategically saying absolutely nothing and hoping future developers possess telepathic abilities.
The beautiful irony here is that we all know we SHOULD document our code, but instead we just... don't. It's like that phone sitting in the corner of the meeting room that nobody knows how to use because there's no manual. Except YOU are the one who installed the phone, and you're also the one who will curse at it six months later when you forget what `handleUserThing()` actually does.
Pro tip: If your code needs comments to be understood, maybe refactor it. But also, please for the love of all that is holy, add some comments anyway because your variable names aren't as self-explanatory as you think they are.
