Goddamnit Karen.

The eternal battle between software engineering principles and business reality in one brutal image. Top panel: our lone hero preaching the gospel of clean architecture—"Plan long term, develop reusable code, scenarios are coming." Bottom panel: the harsh truth bomb—"Nobody cares. Just ship it quick and don't break anything." This is basically every sprint planning meeting ever. You start with grand visions of beautiful, maintainable code that will stand the test of time... and end with "yeah whatever, the CEO needs this by Friday so just make it work." The technical debt collectors will be knocking on your door soon enough!

Content Me, too lazy. to code a better algorithm my awful brute force algoriti It's okay, Rocky. You go when you teal like it

Content When my badly written, 2000 line spaghetti code runs on first try Me: Why are you running?

Content When you accidently hit F12 instead of F11 on Google Chrome Alright. I've hacked into the mainframe and disabled their algorithms.

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Content Nick Dobos NickADobos You can get python api access to actual human brains grown in a lab computing is about to get WEIRD wetware hardware INCLUDED IN YOUR ACCESS Integrated RD environment for biocomputing research 247 remote access to brain organoid Realtime neural stimulation and reading Programming API for Python Digital notebook for documentation and research Data storage and backup Technical support Mandy Stadtmiller mandystadt May 29 16 partially grown human brains with no mouths, tiny eyes called organoids that live for 100 days comprise the "world's first bioprocessor" for a "million times less power than a digital chip" and omfg we are now in fact living in The Matrix