Give Him A Break

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Give Him A Break

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The programmer got stuck in an infinite loop. No exit condition, no break statement, just pure existential dread in aisle 3. His wife made the classic mistake of adding a task to his queue while he was already mid-execution. Now he's trapped in a while(atStore) loop with no way out because getting milk was never properly scoped. The condition never evaluates to false, so he's doomed to wander the grocery store forever, probably still looking for that one specific brand she didn't specify. Should've used a for loop with a defined iteration count.

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