The C# vs Java Holy War: Bird Edition

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The C# vs Java Holy War: Bird Edition

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The eternal language war between C# and Java developers summed up in bird form. One bird starts asking an innocent C# question, only to be immediately attacked by the Java zealot who can't fathom why anyone would choose "Microsoft Java." Then comes the nuclear option: a "your mom" joke involving C# syntax. Because nothing says "I have compelling technical arguments" like reverting to playground insults when discussing strongly-typed languages. The enterprise software ecosystem at its most mature.

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