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OH. MY. GOD. This is what happens when you ask a developer to draw Europe but they've spent their entire life budget on RAM instead of geography lessons! 😱 The map is literally made of RAM sticks arranged in a vaguely Europe-shaped disaster. The UK is just a couple of lonely memory modules floating in the "sea" while Eastern Europe is apparently having an ABSOLUTE CRISIS of perfectly aligned DDR slots. This is the most expensive map ever created and it STILL doesn't have enough memory to remember what Switzerland looks like! Someone clearly downloaded their geography knowledge on a corrupted hard drive. Honestly, this is the kind of map that would make both IT professionals and cartographers cry themselves to sleep.

Someone actually filed a GitHub issue because their cough crashed their program. Let that sink in. Their biological function literally corrupted memory somewhere and brought down code. This is what happens when you code so close to the metal that even your bodily functions can trigger buffer overflows. The real question is - did they try turning their throat off and on again before submitting the ticket?