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The brutal truth of modern tech interviews! At home, you're basically Thanos with the infinity gauntlet of tools—VSCode, GitHub Copilot, DeepSeek, and other AI assistants making you feel like you could snap half the bugs out of existence. But the moment you step into that interview room? Suddenly you're Rhino from Spider-Man—sweating in a ridiculous costume while trying to remember how to reverse a linked list on a whiteboard. The cognitive dissonance between our tool-augmented daily coding superpowers and the bare-metal interview process is the ultimate developer identity crisis.

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The evolution of infinite loops in programming is like watching someone slowly lose their sanity. First, there's the naive while(1) - honest work, gets the job done. Then the galaxy brain move: while(1 || !0) because why use one truth when you can use two redundant ones? But the final boss? That #define ever (; ;) for ever macro - pure chaotic evil disguised as poetry. It's what happens when developers get too clever for their own good and decide readability is for the weak. Ten years from now, the poor soul who inherits this code will be questioning their career choices.

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Nothing destroys your coding flow quite like someone hovering over your shoulder. Suddenly that function you've written 50 times becomes an impossible puzzle, your fingers forget keyboard shortcuts, and you start second-guessing variable names you've used since 2009. The bear's face says it all – "I was catching fish just fine until you showed up with your 'helpful suggestions' and now I'm questioning if I even know how to swim."