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Ah, the mythical "permanent code" - that legendary state where your spaghetti mess becomes suddenly immutable when change requests arrive! 🕸️ Nothing strikes fear into a developer's heart quite like a boss casually suggesting "small tweaks" to a feature you cobbled together with duct tape, prayers, and Stack Overflow answers at 3 AM. The code is balanced so precariously that touching it might summon demons from the seventh circle of dependency hell. Pro tip: Just like Spider-Man's webs dissolve after an hour, your "permanent code" excuse has a similar expiration date. But hey, at least it buys you enough time to update your resume!

Initially excited to help a coding newbie until they mention the dreaded R-word! Those 17-step "Frontend Roadmaps" with 47 frameworks, 23 build tools, and an arbitrary timeline that makes you question your life choices. Real devs know the truth: you learn by building stuff and Googling errors until 4am, not by following some color-coded flowchart that'll be obsolete before you finish reading it. The only accurate roadmap is: 1) Build something 2) Break it 3) Fix it 4) Repeat until employed.

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