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The classic over-engineered solution! Samsung's smart fridge exemplifies what happens when you let engineers solve problems without asking "but should we?" Instead of implementing a simple auto-close mechanism (you know, with actual physical components), they've created a complex network notification system requiring multiple protocols, an app, and probably your firstborn child's data permissions. For those unfamiliar, "ping" is a networking utility that tests connectivity between devices - so this fridge is literally sending network packets to tell you something a $2 spring could fix. It's the software equivalent of building an entire Rube Goldberg machine when a simple lever would do. Next up: Samsung's toaster that emails you when your bread is burning instead of just... not burning it.

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When your gaming mouse has more holes than your production code has unit tests. That awkward moment when you realize your $150 "ultra-lightweight" mouse is just a regular mouse with strategic perforations, but somehow it makes you feel like you'll finally escape Silver rank. Meanwhile, your codebase is held together by Stack Overflow answers and prayers.