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OH. MY. GOD. The most diabolical infinite loop known to mankind! This sticky note is basically the real-world implementation of while True: print("I'll be back in 5 mins") and I am DYING! 😂 It's the recursion that never ends! That poor soul waiting for their colleague to return might as well settle in for eternity. The sheer AUDACITY of creating a physical infinite loop without a break statement should be illegal in at least 17 countries! And the worst part? There's no exception handling for human patience. Your options are either wait forever or realize you've been absolutely bamboozled by the oldest trick in the programmer's book of practical jokes.

Content Why isn't my code working? How is my code working?

The perfect definition of a programmer's daily struggle! The mug defines debugging as "Being The Detective In A Crime Movie Where You Are Also The Murderer." Absolutely spot-on. We spend hours hunting down bugs we created ourselves, frantically searching through our own code like some deranged CSI episode. "Why would someone write this abomination?!" *checks git blame* "Oh... it was me... last Tuesday." The duality of being both the creator and destroyer of functional code is the perfect crime - no witnesses, just you and your shame in a silent standoff with the compiler.

Content Describe me the problem you want to solve and I'll give you an appropriate framework or tool.

Python developers love to brag about solving problems in three lines of code, but ask them to explain what from mysterious_module import black_magic actually does and suddenly they're having an existential crisis. It's the classic "I have no idea what this library does but Stack Overflow told me it works" syndrome. Who needs understanding when you have imports? Just copy, paste, and pray to the Python gods that the dependencies don't break in the next update!

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