Found The Programmer

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Found The Programmer

programming-memes, multithreading-memes, parallel-computing-memes, project-management-memes, algorithm-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

SWEET MOTHER OF PARALLELISM! The teacher thinks cutting boards scales linearly (10 min = 2 pieces, so 15 min = 3 pieces), but our programming hero is having an existential crisis! 😱 They're thinking like a TRUE developer - if one woman takes 9 months to make a baby, then 9 women can make a baby in 1 month, right?! WRONG! Some processes just can't be parallelized, people! And that "multithreading pregnancy" comment? *chef's kiss* Pure genius! It's the perfect programmer response to the classic project manager delusion that throwing more resources at a problem magically makes it faster. Spoiler alert: your build time doesn't care about your deadlines!

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