Fixed The Warnings

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Fixed The Warnings

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Junior dev proudly announces they "fixed all compiler warnings today" and the senior dev's response is just *chef's kiss* levels of unenthusiastic approval. That "I don't care, but... yay" perfectly captures the energy of someone who's seen too many juniors suppress warnings instead of actually fixing them, or worse, just slap @SuppressWarnings on everything like it's hot sauce.

Because let's be real—"fixed" could mean anything from actually refactoring deprecated code to just adding // @ts-ignore comments everywhere. The senior dev has been burned before and knows that "fixed warnings" often translates to "created technical debt I'll have to deal with in 6 months." But hey, at least the build log is cleaner now, right? Right?

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