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Content Programming in.. Enterprise company Government Startups No thanks! We are too busy

Content CPU: predicts wrong execution branch This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 nanoseconds

Content How it feels when you're 8 hours into what should have been a 30 minute job so you just sit there questioning the meaning of life.

Content MY HEART Resting Talking to vour crush running your code

Content clients requirements CODE BASE AFTER HANDLING ALL SCENARIOS

Content Yes, I have experience with the languages and have successfully designed and developed many systems in new and challenging domains. Impressive. You are an excellent candidate and we would like to offer you the job. Why thank you. However you are inadequate. You have never used this open source library with a well documented API. You are not fit for my organisation. You will cost me time, money and my pride... Thank you for coming, Mr. Bond. Good luck with the job search.