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When philosophers ask if a clone is the same person, programmers swoop in with the actual technical answer. Clone by reference? Same memory address, same person. Clone by value? New memory allocation, different person. Leave it to devs to solve ancient philosophical debates with a one-liner about pointers. This is why we're not invited to dinner parties.

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The ultimate programmer dad joke has arrived! This meme shows a mattress literally shaped like the letter "S" between two bed frames - making it "hard-coded" in the most physical sense possible. It's what happens when you take programming terms literally. This is exactly what your senior developer warned you about when they said "don't hardcode values!" Now we know why - your code ends up sleeping uncomfortably and waking up with back problems. The only thing more painful than maintaining this bed would be maintaining the legacy code it represents.

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