Ergonomic Evolution Of A Senior Developer

Ah, the classic engineering manager to PM transformation. One day you're writing code and solving technical problems, the next you're wearing a ridiculous duck costume asking "can we just add one more feature before launch?" and "what if we pivot to blockchain?" The awkward smile says it all—they know they look absurd but they're committed to the bit. Just like how every engineer who temporarily takes on PM duties inevitably starts speaking in buzzwords and drawing product roadmaps on napkins. The costume change is just making the internal transformation external.

The Java engineer pleads for his life until Thymeleaf enters the chat. For the uninitiated, Thymeleaf is a Java template engine that's supposed to make HTML generation easier. Instead, it creates a special circle of developer hell where simple tasks require arcane syntax and debugging feels like deciphering ancient hieroglyphics. The engineer would literally rather face a firing squad than wrestle with Thymeleaf's bizarre attribute processors and context objects for one more sprint. Death becomes the preferable alternative to `th:each` loops and Spring integration headaches.

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