Early Days Of Programming Were Wild

Content blind I was on a large org meeting and went off camera to accept an offer over phone. I realized midway through that I was unmuted and the entire engineering org heard me accept another job offer (roughly 300 people. Am I ducked? My manager hasn't said anything yet. Edit: I was kicked out of the meeting and realized after the phonecall was over (the meeting was still ongoing, it was at the halfway point I realized. Edit 2: Manager scheduled a meeting today (day after). Edit 3: I was fired, effective immediately. ProdrammerHumor.io

The ultimate self-snitch! Kid tries to use ChatGPT for a Shakespeare essay, but forgets to remove the "I'm an AI language model" disclaimer. Meanwhile, teachers are panicking about AI cheating while students are literally submitting papers that start with "As an AI language model..." 🤦‍♂️ It's like showing up to rob a bank while wearing a name tag and your work uniform. The real education here isn't Shakespeare—it's learning to at least delete the first paragraph of your AI-generated homework!

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Sure, programming isn't magic. It's just installation wizards , importing curses , polymorphism that shape-shifts your objects, magic numbers floating around your codebase, type casting spells, daemon processes running in the shadows, and ImageMagick doing... whatever dark sorcery ImageMagick does. Totally logical and scientific. The cat's suspicious side-eye says it all. We've basically turned computer science into Hogwarts but with more semicolons and existential dread. Next you'll tell me that "garbage collection" isn't just summoning cleanup demons to handle your memory leaks.

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