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Oh. My. GOD! The audacity of hackathon energy versus real-world development is sending me to another dimension! 💀
During hackathons, we're basically superhuman coding machines fueled by energy drinks and delusion. "AN ENTIRE APPLICATION IN 3 DAYS?! No problem! I'll just skip sleep, basic hygiene, and remembering my own name!"
But the SECOND we're back to normal work? Adding a tiny icon suddenly requires environmental impact studies, three planning meetings, and enough documentation to fill the Library of Congress. The drama! The hypocrisy! The painful truth!
It's like running a marathon in flip-flops versus spending four hours deciding which running shoes to buy online. The duality of developer existence is just *chef's kiss* tragic.
