Don't Touch The Working Code

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Don't Touch The Working Code

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The eternal battle between caution and pragmatism in code. Junior devs still have their souls intact, worrying about those red squiggly lines and compiler warnings. Meanwhile, senior devs are sweating nervously with thousand-yard stares after shipping production code held together by duct tape and prayers. They've learned the dark truth: sometimes you just need the damn thing to run, even if the warnings are screaming like a smoke detector during Thanksgiving dinner. It's not technical debt if you never plan to pay it back!

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