Documentation Is Hard

The duality of programmer tribalism in its natural habitat! Notice how devs will respectfully kneel in solidarity when someone trashes a language they don't care about. "Oh no! Anyway..." But criticize their precious language? Suddenly they're storming the Capitol of your Twitter thread with tactical keyboards and compiled arguments. "HOW DARE YOU SAY PYTHON IS SLOW? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I BUILT AN ENTIRE MICROSERVICE THAT RUNS IN JUST UNDER 17 MINUTES!" The language wars continue, and the only casualties are rational discussions and Stack Overflow comment sections.

Content ME, 5 MINUTES BEFORE THE ARCHITECTURE MEETING ENDS: HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT SCALING

Content This is the Best code I've Written This is the Best code you've written so far

Content When you write code without reading the documentation but somehow it still works

Content Programming in high school and college: I can write a function to check if a number is a palindrome, a "Dog" class that overrides methods of the "Animal" class, and a dictionary that receives the real name of a superhero as key and returns their secret identity. I suppose that I have enough practice to start the next unicorn that will disrupt a major tech industry. imghip FIVE YEARS LATER, SEARCHING FOR WORK: K "What are all of these arcane symbols? How do I unit test? Who is JSON, and why is the letter 'A' missing in his name?" Imgflig

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