Documentation Is Hard

SQL developers can join tables with a simple JOIN statement. NoSQL folks? They're structurally incapable of such social graces. MongoDB devs frantically embedding documents into their sandwiches while PostgreSQL users effortlessly merge their lunch groups with elegant inner joins. The cafeteria has become a database paradigm battleground, and the document store people are losing badly.

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Pure evil has a new form: replacing semicolons with Greek question marks. They look identical (U+003B vs U+037E) but will break your code in spectacular ways. But why stop there? The real psychopath move is redefining fundamental programming constructs like true , false , if , and while . Nothing says "I hate you" quite like making someone debug code where the universe's basic laws no longer apply. Satan himself takes notes on this level of torment.

The professor just turned every CS student into a human rendering engine! Instead of asking conceptual questions about web development, this exam literally makes students trace through HTML/CSS code and manually draw what the browser would display—complete with images, colors, and layout. It's like forcing someone to execute a 200-line program with pen and paper when computers were literally invented to do this for us. The ultimate "computers make me obsolete so I'll make you BE the computer" power move. Somewhere, a browser engine developer is crying into their coffee.