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This function is the CS equivalent of taking a sledgehammer to crack a nut. Base cases? Check. Recursion? Check. Unnecessarily complex ternary operator? Triple check! The function handles 0 and 1 as base cases (0 is even, 1 is odd), but then goes completely off the rails with a recursive call that either subtracts OR adds 2 depending on whether n is positive. It's like writing a novel when "return n % 2 == 0" would do the job in one line. The real cherry on top? This function will eventually reach a base case for any integer input, but at what cost? Your CPU fans are already spinning up in anticipation of the stack overflow.

Nothing screams "enterprise-grade documentation" quite like receiving JSON screenshots pasted into Excel cells. Because why use OpenAPI/Swagger specs, Postman collections, or literally any structured format when you can squint at pixelated text in a spreadsheet? The fact that this is coming from a multinational bank with presumably billions in revenue makes it even more chef's kiss. Someone probably spent hours meticulously screenshotting each endpoint, carefully pasting them into Excel, and thought "yes, this is the professional way." Meanwhile, the developer receiving this masterpiece gets to manually type out every field, guess the data types, and pray they didn't miss anything because zooming into cell B47 isn't helping. The frog's dignified expression perfectly captures the internal screaming while maintaining that corporate professionalism.

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