More People Can't Always Deliver Faster

development Project management Software development Deadlines Productivity Brooks law Team scaling Estimation Mythical man month Planning fallacy

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More People Can't Always Deliver Faster

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The classic project management fallacy, illustrated with surgical precision. Just because nine women can't deliver a baby in one month doesn't stop project managers from thinking nine developers can deliver a project nine times faster. It's the same energy as believing you can dig a hole faster by hiring people who've never seen a shovel. Brooks' Law sends its regards - adding more people to a late project just makes it later. Next up: Project Manager discovers that two pizzas don't feed twenty people in half the time!

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