More People Can't Always Deliver Faster

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The meme plays on the double meaning of Linux command names when strung together in a certain sequence. What looks like innocent terminal commands to a sysadmin (unzip, strip, touch, etc.) suddenly reads like a steamy romance novel when combined. This is what happens after 15 years of managing servers - you start seeing innuendo in perfectly innocent bash commands. And they wonder why we prefer the command line to GUI interfaces... Next time your non-tech friend asks what you do all day, just show them this command sequence. Either they'll never ask again or they'll suddenly want a career in Linux administration.

Ah, the mythical linear scaling of development teams! The PM hears "one dev = one month" and brilliantly concludes "ten devs = three days!" Because clearly, software development works exactly like assembling furniture—just throw more people at it! What the PM doesn't realize is that those 10 devs will spend 2.9 days in meetings discussing how to split the work, setting up version control, and explaining to each other why their approach is superior. The remaining 0.1 days is actual coding. Brooks' Law sends its regards from 1975. Spoiler alert: adding more developers to a late project makes it later.

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