The Emotional Metronome Of Developer Existence

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The Emotional Metronome Of Developer Existence

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The emotional ROLLERCOASTER of coding in one glorious image! That needle swinging wildly between "I'm a god" and "I'm a useless piece of shit" is basically every developer's hourly mood swing. One minute you're solving an impossible bug and feeling like you should be given the Nobel Prize in Computer Science (which doesn't even exist but SHOULD for you specifically), and the next minute your code crashes because you forgot a semicolon and suddenly you're questioning your entire career choice and wondering if you should just become a goat farmer instead. The metronome of programmer self-esteem waits for NO ONE!

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