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Honey, grab the popcorn! We've got a group claiming they can overthrow the government but can't even secure their database! 🍿 The absolute AUDACITY of having "Department of Government Efficiency" with a dollar sign logo while exposing their database to the world is just *chef's kiss* ironic perfection. Nothing says "trust us with national security" quite like a glaring "THESE 'EXPERTS' LEFT THEIR DATABASE OPEN" warning plastered across your fake government site. If your coup's cybersecurity strategy is equivalent to leaving your front door wide open with a neon "PLEASE ROB ME" sign, maybe reconsider your career in overthrowing democracy? Just saying! 💅

Content Has no plan just codes and hopes for the best. Somehow makes it work at the end of the day. Copy pastes solid code using ton of libraries. Maybe not the fastest but gets the job done well. Creates own language, frameworks, libraries. Top notch code for everything. Nobody knows why he does it this way, but his work is impressive.

Content urban DICTIONARY Type any word TOP DEFINITION Programmer A person who is paid to professionally scream at a computer. Programmer: "-Oh, it works."

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