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When your teammate commits a file with +6,436 lines added and -54 lines deleted, and they have the AUDACITY to tag you for review. Sir, I didn't sign up to read the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy before lunch. The sheer betrayal of seeing those numbers pop up in your notifications—like getting assigned homework on a Friday. And of course it's "by claude" because apparently we're just letting AI write entire codebases now while we suffer through reviewing their digital novels. The look on this guy's face says it all: "You want me to actually COMPREHEND this?" Buddy, I can barely comprehend my own code from yesterday.

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