Did You Get Yours

The holy trinity of software development: caffeine, Adderall, and crippling screen addiction. We've somehow convinced ourselves that this is living the dream. "Beautiful day" is just that thing happening outside while you're debugging a race condition at 3 PM, having forgotten what sunlight feels like. The best part? We do this voluntarily and call it passion. Your back hurts, your eyes are dry, and your only exercise is walking to the coffee machine, but hey—at least the code compiles. Sometimes.