Developer Priorities In Their Natural Habitat

The classic developer priority pyramid in its natural habitat. Car? Barely functional. House? Literal fire hazard. Phone? Shattered beyond recognition. But that desktop setup? Immaculate. RGB lighting that would make NASA jealous, triple monitors for "productivity," and a chair that costs more than the monthly mortgage payment. Because when you spend 18 hours a day debugging someone else's spaghetti code, you need something in your life that actually works properly. The rest can wait until after the next sprint.