Developer Priorities In Their Natural Habitat

The EXISTENTIAL HORROR of opening your own code after a month! You stare into the void of your creation like an astronaut witnessing the end of the universe. That beautiful, elegant solution you were SO PROUD of? Now it's an incomprehensible alien language written by some deranged past version of yourself who clearly hated future you with burning passion. And the refactoring? Might as well be planning a mission to Mars - it's going to take five decades, three mental breakdowns, and possibly require inventing new programming paradigms just to understand what the hell you were thinking. Your documentation? NONEXISTENT. Your variable names? CRYPTIC. Your life? OVER.

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Content foone 2d ago just found out about cargo-mommy, an add-on for the programming language rust. cargo mommy checkChecking bappy-script v0.1.3 error: expected one of ! or ::, found passes srcmain.rs: 20:6 20 mods passes; A expected one of ! or :: error: could not compile bappy-script (bin "bappy- script") due to previous error mommy knows her little girl can do better- because programming isn't hard enough, some of you fuckers had to go and make it HORNY. Like, I'm having enough trouble managing to understand this program I'm trying to modify, and now my compiler is all if you don't learn how to code better, mommy is going to put you in time-out- V That's a real error message you can get! from your compiler! BECAUSE YOUR COMPILER IS HORNY NOW. That's not even the highest level. That's the "thirsty" mood which you have to manually enable, but you can also set it to "yikes" for explicit BDSM shit. 'slides her finger in your mouth that's a good little toy- AND THAT'S NOT ALL It integrates with cargo-vibe which means it can have buttplug.io support. You could wear a remote vibrator and have your fucking dom- compiler give you some sexual pleasure every time your code compilestests properly. But don't worry: It's fully customizable. You can make mommy into daddy, tell it what pronouns to use for mommydaddy, you can tell it what to call you (don't like girl? or boy? try pet or toyl), you can even tell it what part of mommy you crave. By default it's "milk" but you can of course change it, and it'll give you messages involving your updated option. You can even change what pet names mommy has for you! because the default is "sluttoypetpervertwhore" (as in, it randomly picks one of those each time) but you could use alternatives. cow, puppy, princess, whatever. I seriously love and hate that this exists in equal measure. I am someone who has programmed literal porn games but has still managed to keep the "sex" and "programming" parts of their brain fairly separate, but today that barrier has come crashing down and now I need to just go stare at the sea for a couple hours. foone ) 2d ago of course installed it immediately

Content Junior dev: " can't wait to code all day long " Senior dev: "Not so fast buddy..

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