Debugging goes brrr

The cybersecurity industry's dirty little secret: today's "experts" were yesterday's teenage hackers. Nothing builds credibility like a criminal record! The transition from "I hacked the school website to change my grades" to "I protect enterprise systems from nation-state threats" is just *chef's kiss* career evolution. Companies pay six figures to the same people who once downloaded RAM and told their parents that the virus came from "clicking the wrong download button." The ultimate redemption arc - from being grounded for a month to being the last line of defense against ransomware. Talk about failing upward!

Content When men refer to themselves as "alpha males I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.

Content Mwaniki Wanjiku WanjikuMw... 11h V Replying to Prathkum How old is too old to start learning programming? 91 17 02 1 Brook Jordan BrookJordan: 10h 02 172 21 1

Content Job Interview Ok dequan, How would you swap integers without using a third variable? Simple, aatb ba-b aa-b A few months later aquan, dude, WTF is this code you wrote? Swapping two integers without usin... You're Fired

Content Anyone who ever schedules meetings with developers, please burn this image into your brain, thanks 9am 9:45 - 10:30 10am Don't want to get into anything because meeting is coming 10:30 - "Super Quick" Meeting 11am 11 - 11:45 Ramping back up after being distracted by meeting 12pm

The absurdity of modern software bloat in one perfect screenshot! A 10KB JPEG requires 152.77GB of space? That's like needing an aircraft carrier to deliver a postcard. Game developers be like: "We fixed a typo in the credits. Download size: 87GB." Meanwhile, entire operating systems from the 90s fit on a floppy disk. The driveway analogy is brilliant—having storage space doesn't justify developers treating your SSD like their personal dumping ground. No, I don't want to sacrifice 1/4 of my hard drive because you couldn't be bothered to implement delta patching.