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Ah, the rare supportive programmer in their natural habitat! While most coding forums are filled with "RTFM" responses and snarky comments about using Google first, this meme captures that mythical mentor who doesn't publicly shame beginners. The first panel represents every Stack Overflow question ever asked by someone learning React hooks or trying to center a div. The second panel? That's the parallel universe where instead of "closed as duplicate" or "this is trivial," you get actual encouragement. Frame this and hang it above your desk. It's the emotional support we all needed when our first "Hello World" program crashed for absolutely no logical reason.

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