Deadline Is Very Close

development Software engineering Technical debt Refactoring Project management Spaghetti code Code quality Deadlines

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4 months ago 139,451 views 1 shares

Deadline Is Very Close

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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of technical debt! 💀 One second you're acknowledging the horrifying mountain of spaghetti code you've created, and the very next second you're SHAMELESSLY continuing to add more features to that same dumpster fire! It's the coding equivalent of seeing your credit card bill and then immediately ordering takeout anyway. We're all just digital masochists pretending our future selves will magically have time to refactor everything. SPOILER ALERT: We won't! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

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