Daddy's Boy: The Secret Ingredient To Tech Success

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Daddy's Boy: The Secret Ingredient To Tech Success

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Tech success recipe: 4:30 AM wakeups, cold showers, gratitude journals, meditation, and—plot twist—having a dad who owns the company. Turns out the secret "hustle" ingredient was nepotism all along. Next week on LinkedIn: How I became CEO by drinking raw eggs and inheriting generational wealth.

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