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Pandemic: The Ultimate Programmer Lifestyle Validation

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Pandemic: The Ultimate Programmer Lifestyle Validation

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Lockdown rules: "Don't travel, don't socialize, stay inside."

Regular humans: *suffering in agony*

Programmers: *laughing maniacally* "You mean I've been training for this my entire career?"

Let's be honest—social distancing is just the government officially endorsing our preferred lifestyle. Finally, a pandemic that validates our choice to stay up until 4 AM coding instead of going to parties! The only difference is now we have an excuse our relatives actually accept.

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