Pandemic: The Ultimate Programmer Lifestyle Validation

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Ah yes, the classic "let's handle years with a switch statement" approach. Some poor developer back in 1999 was like: switch(year) {   case 2020: // pandemic mode   case 2021: // still pandemic   case 2022: // recovery mode   case 2023: // normal-ish   case 2024: // election chaos   // TODO: add more years later   default: trainControl.panic(); } And then they quit, got promoted, or died before anyone remembered to add 2025. Twenty-five years after Y2K and we're still writing software like time is a finite concept. This is why we can't have nice things... or functioning trains, apparently.

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The bell curve of code readability across developer experience levels is too real! Junior devs write simple, readable code because they're still learning fundamentals. Senior devs write elegant, maintainable code because they've been burned enough times by complexity. But those mid-level devs? They've discovered just enough functional programming and regex to turn everything into incomprehensible one-liners that fit in a tweet but take 3 hours to debug. It's that dangerous middle zone where you know enough to be clever but not enough to realize why you shouldn't be.

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