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When your product manager gives you requirements with absolutely zero room for error and the entire leadership team is watching your deployment. The stakes? Infinite cheeseburgers. The pressure? Maximum. The testing environment? Nonexistent.
Nothing says "agile development" quite like five generals standing over your shoulder taking notes while you push to production. No pressure though—just code it perfectly the first time or face consequences that make a failed CI/CD pipeline look like a minor inconvenience.
The developer's face says it all: "I should've written more unit tests." But when the Supreme Leader himself is your scrum master, you don't exactly get to negotiate sprint velocity.
