Coding From Memory In 2025 Should Be Illegal

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Content There are concerns among my customers that we will be replaced. By what? Humans.

Imagine being SO principled that you refuse to write a single line of code unless you can mentally execute it like a human compiler. No vibes, no "let's see what happens," no copying from Stack Overflow at 3 AM and praying it works. Just pure, unadulterated LOGIC flowing through your veins like some kind of programming monk who has achieved enlightenment. While the rest of us are out here debugging by adding random semicolons and console.logs until something magically works, this developer is sitting in their ivory tower demanding COMPLETE COMPREHENSION before a single keystroke. They probably understand every line of their node_modules folder too. Absolutely unhinged behavior.

Frontend development in a nutshell. Two contradicting articles with the exact opposite titles, both written with absolute conviction. One says "Web Components Are Not the Future" while the other declares "Web Components ARE the Future." This is why junior devs stare blankly at their screens when asked which framework to learn. The entire web ecosystem is just senior developers confidently disagreeing with each other in Medium articles.

Content Glytch GlytchTech "Officer, how did the hacker escape?" "Dunno, he just ransomware"

Content mathew mathewmastodon.social 1 came up with a single pass O(n) sort algorithm I call StalinSort. You iterate down the list of elements checking if they're in order. Any element which is out of order is eliminated. At the end you have a sorted list.