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Flexing In 2026

Flexing In 2026
Imagine being so deep in the trenches that you've memorized enough syntax to actually write functional code without Googling "how to reverse a string" for the 47th time. No AI autocomplete saving you from semicolon hell, no Stack Overflow to copy-paste from, no docs to RTFM. Just raw dogging it with your brain and whatever muscle memory survived the last framework migration. In 2026, while everyone else is letting AI write entire codebases, the ultimate flex is proving you can still code like it's 1999. Actually reading error messages instead of feeding them to ChatGPT? Revolutionary. Understanding what your code does? Unheard of. The guy next to you on the plane is basically a coding monk who's achieved enlightenment through suffering.

Coding From Memory In 2025 Should Be Illegal

Coding From Memory In 2025 Should Be Illegal
Witnessing someone code on a plane without internet is like watching a cryptid in the wild. No Copilot whispering sweet autocomplete nothings? No frantic Stack Overflow tabs? No documentation? Just pure, unfiltered brain power and error messages? This person is either a coding wizard from the ancient times or has memorized the entire MDN documentation. The rest of us can barely remember our own API endpoints without Googling them seventeen times. Honestly, if you can debug without AI assistance in 2025, you're basically a superhero and should be studied by scientists.

From Network Engineer To Dinosaur Wrangler In 0.2 Seconds

From Network Engineer To Dinosaur Wrangler In 0.2 Seconds
Complaining about network issues one second, playing Chrome's offline dinosaur game with religious dedication the next. Nothing transforms a senior developer into a prehistoric gaming enthusiast faster than the WiFi dropping. That little T-Rex becomes your best friend during sprint planning calls when your router decides it's time for an unscheduled vacation. The true irony? After 7 years building network infrastructure, I still find myself jumping cacti instead of, you know, actually fixing the connection.