Coding After Midnight: The Haunted Rollercoaster

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Coding After Midnight: The Haunted Rollercoaster

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THE ABSOLUTE DRAMA of nighttime coding! Look at these nocturnal code warriors riding the rollercoaster of insanity while daytime programmers scream in horror! Midnight coders are literally TRANSFORMING into code-drunk skeletons fueled by nothing but energy drinks and desperation! Meanwhile, the 9-to-5 normies are clutching their ergonomic keyboards in absolute terror at what their codebase will look like tomorrow morning! That pull request review is going to be a NIGHTMARE of "why did you commit this at 3:47 AM?!" The duality of programmer existence has never been so spectacularly represented by a haunted rollercoaster metaphor!

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