Coding After Midnight: The Haunted Rollercoaster

The ABSOLUTE SUPERIORITY COMPLEX that consumes your soul once you've conquered the ancient text editor Emacs! 💅 One minute you're struggling with keyboard shortcuts that require more fingers than an octopus has tentacles, and the next you're looking at VS Code peasants like they're coding with crayons. The transformation is COMPLETE - you've gone from normal developer to insufferable text editor elitist faster than you can say "M-x butterfly." Your friends will abandon you, but who needs friends when you have customizable keybindings?!

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute IRONY! Microsoft finally stops supporting Windows 10, and instead of panicking, these users are having the time of their LIVES! 🎉 After years of being held hostage by those incessant "Your computer needs to restart to install updates" messages that ALWAYS pop up when you're in the middle of something important, Windows 10 users are celebrating their newfound freedom like they've just been released from digital prison! Sure, they might be running an unsupported OS that's basically a ticking security time bomb, but hey—at least they can finish that compilation without Windows deciding it's the PERFECT moment for a 20-minute update! Living dangerously has never felt so satisfying!

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