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The vi/vim/neovim progression really is the Pokémon evolution of text editors—each one more powerful and unnecessarily complex than the last. You start with vi (barely functional, can't even exit), evolve to vim (now you can customize EVERYTHING), and finally reach neovim (Lua configs and a plugin ecosystem that rivals npm). But the real tragedy here? The yearning for ed/edd/eddy as text editors. For those who don't know, ed is the OG Unix line editor from 1969—so minimal it makes vi look like Microsoft Word. You literally edit files one line at a time with cryptic commands. It's what your grandfather used to write C code uphill both ways. The joke works on multiple levels: it's a Cartoon Network reference, a commentary on the Unix philosophy of evolution, and a sarcastic jab at people who gatekeep text editors. Because nothing says "I'm a real programmer" like pining for a 50-year-old editor that has less features than Notepad.

Ah, the five stages of terminal grief! First, you create a Python file. Then you try to run it. But wait—you need to clear the screen first. So begins the tragic comedy of trying to type "clear" but failing spectacularly with "clea", "c;ear", "c", "ear", "claer", and finally descending into profanity. The command line doesn't care about your feelings—it just coldly reports "command not found" until you snap. The most accurate documentation of developer sanity deterioration I've seen in 4.2 milliseconds.