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Content 47 I Am Devloper Retweeted Pranay Pathole PPathole iamdevloper Put a five second delay - ex. Thread.Sleep (5000); behind every common action in your software, then after 3 months when your users go crazy remove the delays and tell them you worked tirelessly to improve performance and suddenly everyone will love you. 82218 04:11:53 AM 7h ) Twitter Web Client 17 465 RETWEETS 1,473 LIKES 47 ProarammerHumor i0

Content Is this your new code? Yes So you need to make a new branch? Yes That makes sense And commit to that branch before vou push git push master - - force So where is your merge request?

You know those ominous comments in config files that say "DO NOT MODIFY BELOW THIS LINE" or "TOUCH THIS AND YOU'RE FIRED"? Yeah, Linux treats those the same way Sabrina Carpenter treats paparazzi—complete and utter disregard. You can scream warnings all you want, but when push comes to shove, that config file is getting modified at 2 AM because something broke and StackOverflow said to change it. The Tux penguin just sits there with that smug expression, knowing full well it's about to watch you destroy your entire system configuration while ignoring every single warning comment left by the previous sysadmin who quit three years ago. Pro tip: those warnings exist because someone before you learned the hard way. But you'll ignore them too, because we all do.

Content Client requirement... Client: Why don't you clearly understand my requirements? His Requirement :