Code So Weird, It Deserves Its Own Warning Label

Legacy code Code comments Technical debt Spaghetti code Maintainability documentation Job security Optimization

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Code So Weird, It Deserves Its Own Warning Label

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Ah yes, the digital equivalent of finding ancient hieroglyphics. Nothing says "job security" like writing code so complex that even your future self will be baffled. That counter isn't tracking optimization attempts—it's tracking the collective existential crises of every developer who touched this monstrosity. The best part? Somewhere out there is a developer staring at this comment, incrementing the counter to 68, and wondering if therapy is covered by their health plan.

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