Code Compiled In First Attempt

Compilation First-try Inner peace compiler Syntax errors Paranoia

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Code Compiled In First Attempt

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You know something's wrong when your code compiles on the first try. Either you've ascended to a higher plane of existence, or you're about to discover a runtime error so catastrophic it'll make you wish for the comfort of syntax errors. That moment of "inner peace" lasts exactly 3 seconds before the paranoia kicks in and you start frantically checking if you accidentally commented out half your codebase. Spoiler: it runs perfectly, which means it's definitely cursed.

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