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This is AI having an existential crisis over basic math. First it says 9.9 is larger than 9.11, then flips to claim 9.11 is larger because it's "closer to 9.2" (what?!), then flip-flops again after a simple "Bruh" call-out, only to completely reverse position AGAIN. And programmers are worried this will replace them? The only thing this AI is replacing is my faith in technology. Maybe we should ask it if 2+2=4 and watch it have a complete meltdown. Job security for developers has never looked better!

This meme is hitting JavaScript developers right where it hurts! The title "Array.reverse Have Sealed Your Fate Brendan Eich" is a direct callout to the creator of JavaScript himself. The cardinal sin being mocked here is writing methods that mutate the original array AND return the same instance - like our beloved villain Array.reverse() . It's the programming equivalent of changing someone's furniture around while they're in the bathroom and then gaslighting them about it. Pure functions? Never heard of her. These mutating methods are why senior devs wake up in cold sweats at 3 AM screaming "IMMUTABILITY!" before checking their git history. Even God himself (or at least a cartoon deity with an impressive beard) has reserved a special place in programmer hell for the perpetrators. Not just regular hell - the boiler room. Where they'll probably be forced to debug Internet Explorer compatibility issues for eternity.

Content Okay guys, this is going to be a big sprint. Sarah, you're going to be finding the Kth largest element. How many points do you think? David, we've been getting pressure from customers about whether or not this substring is a palindrome. Can you have it done by end of day? GEESE ProarammerHumor.io

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