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Ah yes, the true enemy of developer productivity - waiting for Gradle builds. Everything else zips by in seconds, but then Gradle shows up with its "13h 28m 0s" like it's compiling the entire internet. This is why senior devs have developed the ancient art of "coffee fetching" and "strategic meetings" that mysteriously coincide with build times. The real reason we all have 32GB of RAM isn't for those fancy IDEs - it's just to convince Gradle to maybe finish before retirement.

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Ah yes, the classic tech startup delusion in its natural habitat! Nothing says "I'm qualified to be CTO" like casually proposing to replicate a $500 billion AI company with a budget that wouldn't even cover their coffee expenses. It's the tech equivalent of saying "I could totally beat Usain Bolt if I just had some new sneakers." Sure buddy, OpenAI only has thousands of PhDs, supercomputers, and decades of research—but you've got a MacBook Pro and an energy drink. Your investors will definitely be impressed when you deliver ChatGPT at home: "Hello wrold, how can I halp you toady?"

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