Cheerful Or Downcast?

Content Error You can't defeat me. Programmer I know, but he can.

Content I don't always git reset - - hard... ..but l'm glad it's there when I need it!

Content Boss is on the phone talking to client and keeps saying: "yeah, we can do that!", "sure, we can add that too", "I guess we can make it happen before friday" Devs hearing the conversation:

Exploiting the human compulsion to correct others – that's psychological warfare at its finest. Post a wrong answer to your own question and suddenly everyone's a helpful expert. It's like watching moths to a flame, except the flame is someone saying "actually, you should use a ternary operator here" instead of just answering the original question. Cunningham's Law in its natural habitat.

That moment when your trusty coding companion of many years decides it's had enough of your spaghetti code and kernel panics. The emotional attachment is real—you've been through countless all-nighters, Stack Overflow searches, and successful builds together. Now it's just sitting there, refusing to POST, taking your compiled memories to silicon heaven. It's not just hardware failing; it's the digital equivalent of your childhood pet running away. Pour one out for all the terminals that never got to execute their final shutdown -h now .

Content Code doesn't work Code works I don't know why 1 know why