Calm Down I Am Going To Use The Variable

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Calm Down I Am Going To Use The Variable

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Modern IDEs are like overprotective parents who freak out when you declare a variable but don't immediately use it. That little panda is basically your IDE screaming "UNUSED VARIABLE DETECTED!" before you've even finished typing your function. Ten years coding and I still get those yellow squiggly lines judging me while I'm mid-thought. Look, sometimes I need to declare things first and use them 20 lines later—it's called planning ahead! The relationship between developers and linters is just a never-ending cycle of "I know what I'm doing" followed by "ok fine you were right."

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