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Hell Per Function

Programming Debugging Testing

13 days ago 68.0K views 0 shares

Hell Per Function

Ah, the infamous "code comment confession" that every developer leaves behind after battling with the dark arts of programming! This poor soul has created what can only be described as a digital Frankenstein's monster—complete with dramatic warnings that would make even horror writers proud. The desperate plea "WARNING: DO NOT REUSE THIS CODE" followed by the poetic "one-off monstrosities, stitched together in haste and despair" is the programming equivalent of finding ancient ruins with "CURSED - DO NOT ENTER" carved above the door... except we'll absolutely still copy-paste it anyway. My favorite part? The region comment at the bottom that's basically saying "I've committed sins against computer science, and now I'm passing this burden to you." It's the digital equivalent of handing someone a ticking time bomb while slowly backing away.

Will You Shut Up, Compiler

Debugging C++ Typescript Javascript Programming

2 months ago 115.3K views 0 shares

Will You Shut Up, Compiler

Ah, the compiler—that pedantic friend who just has to point out you created a variable and then immediately ghosted it. Like, I literally just declared that variable a quarter second ago and already getting scolded? Give me a moment to breathe, would you? It's the coding equivalent of someone watching over your shoulder as you write and criticizing each letter before you've finished the word. The mental response is always the same—a frustrated "Will you shut up man" while you're still in the middle of your thought process. The best part? You were totally going to use that variable... eventually... probably.