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The most effective marketing strategy in indie game dev: publicly complain about your own success. First tweet: "why did this stupid jam game sell more copies than another crabs treasure im gonna crash out." Second tweet after 13,543 likes: "thank you ❤️" Classic dev move. Pretend to be upset about selling a million copies in 6 days while secretly refreshing your bank account every 5 minutes. The digital equivalent of "Oh this old thing? I just threw it together."

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Ah, the unmistakable signature of a junior developer's code comments! That stop sign with the helpful clarification "THIS IS A STOP SIGN" perfectly captures the redundant commenting style that senior devs silently judge. It's like writing i++; // increments i by 1 or // The following function calculates the sum right above a function literally named calculateSum() . The code review gods weep silently as another obvious comment gets committed to the repo. Self-documenting code? Never heard of her.