But Why Would You Print Code?!

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Content HeyPuter puter Code Issues 120 1? Pull requests 5 Q) Di: Commits " main Commits on Jul 8, 2024 chore: remove eslint KernelDeimos committed 8 minutes ago 717 wtf is wrong with eslint?! jelveh committed 21 minutes ago X 68 Update .eslintignore jelveh committed 23 minutes ago 78 Create .eslintignore jelveh committed 25 minutes ago X 78

The classic "hacker tells victim to check out malware on localhost" trap. Except this time, the victim smugly navigates to localhost:8080, thinking they're immune... only to discover the malware actually runs locally. It's the digital equivalent of saying "your shoe's untied" and somehow still getting someone to look down despite them wearing sandals.

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Content BEEN WORKING ON THIS NEW APF IDEA FOR 3 MONTHS NOW Have you checked if it already exists?