Brain Format C: Old Language

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Brain Format C: Old Language

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Brain running format c: on previous language knowledge. Your mind's storage policy is apparently "one language per partition." The moment you start learning that shiny new framework, your brain silently discards whether semicolons are required, if arrays are zero-indexed, or if equality is ==, ===, or .equals(). It's not memory leakage—it's aggressive garbage collection.

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