Born to debug

Content Observe: Engineers in their natural habitat Please do not tap on glass or make eye contact with them as engineers are easily frightened by normal people. Please do not feed the engineers as they are on a strict diet of energy drinks and cold pizza.

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Content What curly bracists claim to believe if condition do stuff ( domorestuff () ? else dosomethingelse() doonelastthing() Yep! Everything's fine This is perfectly understandable code. if condition: do stuff () do more stuff( else: dosomethingelse() doonelastthing( WHAT IS THIS ????? I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS THIS SUPOSED TO DO ????? HOW DO PEOPLE CODE LIKE THIS ????? HELP ME !!!! I'M SCARED!

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Content BUT WHERE IS THE EXE? STARTER PACK

Content CPU: predicts wrong execution branch This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 nanoseconds