Boolean Humor Is Never False

Oh look, it's the classic "I'm totally protected" delusion! 🤣 The soldier (labeled "My code") is proudly standing there like "nothing to see here!" while completely ignoring that SQL injection attacks are LITERALLY RAINING DOWN on the poor database sleeping behind them. It's like putting up an umbrella with holes and saying "I'm dry!" Meanwhile, your database is getting absolutely drenched in malicious queries. Security by ignorance isn't a feature, it's a countdown to disaster! Your database is just lying there, accepting its tragic fate while you do jazz hands at the problem.

The book titled "Math Isn't Important For Programming And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself" is the ultimate self-deception manual for aspiring coders. Right next to classics like "I'll document my code later" and "This regex is perfectly maintainable," we have this mathematical fallacy. Meanwhile, your algorithm complexity is O(n²), your physics engine is glitching, and your machine learning model is basically a random number generator. The best part? It's Volume II—meaning someone bought enough copies of Volume I to warrant a sequel. Probably the same person who thinks sorting algorithms are "just theory stuff."

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The duality of every senior developer's existence captured in hellfire and lotus flowers! The apocalyptic hellscape labeled "My code" reveals the unholy abomination we actually write—a demonic mess of spaghetti logic, global variables, and that one 3000-line function nobody dares to touch. Meanwhile, the serene, zen-like paradise of "My advice about coding best practices" represents the pristine wisdom we dispense to juniors with absolute conviction: "Always comment your code," says the developer whose only comment is // TODO: fix this later from 2017. Nothing says "seasoned developer" like preaching clean architecture while maintaining a codebase that would make Cthulhu weep tears of joy.

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