Back In My Day

The grumpy old programmer rant is hitting different these days. You've got grandpa developer here reminiscing about the "good old days" when coding meant actually coding – typing every character, debugging with print statements, and using your actual brain cells instead of asking an AI to generate a React component for you. The "when X was called Twitter" reference is chef's kiss – perfectly dating this to the post-2023 era where we're all adjusting to new names and new tools. But the real kicker is the complaint about "no agent nonsense, no tokens" – referring to how modern AI-assisted coding involves API tokens, AI agents, and all sorts of middleware between you and your precious code. Sure, gramps, you wrote everything line by line. You also probably spent 3 hours debugging a semicolon and another 2 hours writing boilerplate that Copilot can now generate in 0.3 seconds. But hey, at least you were "doing the thinking" while manually implementing your 47th CRUD endpoint. The younger dev's "Ok, pops. Easy now" energy is all of us watching senior devs complain about modern tooling while secretly knowing they'll be using ChatGPT by next sprint.