Benefits Of Being A Developer: The Empty Pie Chart

The pie chart that never lies! Supposedly showing the "Benefits of being a developer" with money, girls, and fame as categories, but the chart itself is just a perfect visualization of our collective delusion. The colors are there, the sections exist, but notice how there's no actual data or percentages? That's because they're all zero. The real benefits are carpal tunnel, caffeine dependency, and explaining to relatives that no, you can't fix their printer. But hey, at least we get to argue about tabs vs spaces!