Benefits Of Being A Developer: The Empty Pie Chart

Content mfs be like: don't reinvent the wheel. there's already a class for that. the class: ProgrammerHumor.

Writing incomprehensible code isn't a bug—it's a feature. That senior dev who writes cryptic one-liners with zero comments? They're not sloppy; they're building their legend. Nothing says job security like being the only one who can decipher your own arcane syntax. Sure, your code review might be a disaster, but at least they'll remember your name when the production server catches fire at 3 AM and you're the only one who can fix it. Infamous is still famous in git blame.

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