Benefits Of Being A Developer: The Empty Pie Chart

Content Applied for job position "Senior Software Engineer" Got rejected for position "Product Manager Cbersecurity role" Went through five interviews and three exams Got reiected for position "Product Manager Cvbersecuritv role"

Content The code I write What it does

Ah, the glorious isEven.js function with a chain of if-else statements that would make any senior dev weep into their coffee. Nothing says "I have a CS degree" like checking each number individually instead of using num % 2 === 0 . But honestly, that lakeside view is the real flex here. You're not coding like this because you don't have a six-figure remote job that lets you write terrible algorithms while overlooking a serene winter landscape. The code may be horrific, but that work-life balance is god-tier.

Content Who are we? What do we want? When do we want it? Clients! We don't know! NOW!

Ah, the eternal struggle of Minecraft modding communities! Two lines of Python that force-shutdown your computer are apparently indistinguishable from legitimate game mods to some players. The code is literally saying "Hey computer, please die immediately" but little Timmy just wants his diamond sword to shoot fireballs, so he'll run anything labeled "Super_Awesome_Mod_v2.py" without question. Pro tip: If your Minecraft mod requires Python system calls rather than, you know, actual Java code , maybe don't execute it? Just a thought!

Content When you google an error but nobody asked about it yet